Here's Everything That's Broken On My Cheap BMW Alpina B7

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  • BMW: ultimate broken machine

    Maanav KhuranaMaanav KhuranaPrieš 5 dienų
  • Much respect to my fellow automotive technician for his philanthropy. You my friend, make us look good. This is the second time I've seen him donate to St. Judes. Because of that, I too will make a donation to St Judes in rye very near future. Thank you kind sir.

    Andrew MAndrew MPrieš 27 dienų
  • Alpine get it right.

    rivyboy76rivyboy76Prieš mėn
  • You know this guy watched a lot of Top Gear. He flows just like Clarkson.

    DHDHPrieš 2 mėnesius
  • If alpine made the engine themselves, that explains why its the only part of the car that still works 😂

    bednar23bednar23Prieš 2 mėnesius
  • I'll take the 2002 in the background, modern cars suck

    Michael HasseMichael HassePrieš 2 mėnesius
  • 170,000 miles and only $5k of what appears to be clearly deferred maintenance?!?! This was a gift from the gods of automotive and a smoking (ahem) deal.

    Robert PassaroRobert PassaroPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • Good deal great car but you pay for BMW no Volkswagen. BMW Alpina for this price it’s a cheap price for a great car

    Paulo RodriguesPaulo RodriguesPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • I know I'm late now for the B7, but in the future you get a bad engine car like this, I'll be glad to take it and Fix it and Of Course Document it. Instead of sending it to go to waste at the Junkyard.

    Phigo4kinsPhigo4kinsPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • Here in Los Angeles I would take in my 2006 BMW 650i to a German Repair Shop. It’s $140 an hour for labor.

    HughHughPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • Wish I could have seen this video a couple of years ago. I'd have never bought my 2007 335i and would have been spared much aggravation and financial loss.

    Wayne ThomasWayne ThomasPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • I recently acquired one here in Belize doesn't start and is cosmetically terrible supposedly only needs 2 cam sensors from drivers bank due to harness caught fire but I just can't get the parts and it's so costly don't know what il do also weird this Alpina b7 doesn't have lots of stuff like yours does curious

    Yusei PietersYusei PietersPrieš 4 mėnesius
  • Throw a LS7 in it, and be done with it.

    genoa49genoa49Prieš 4 mėnesius
  • Very very reasonable repair costs!! Your mechanic is legit!

    Anonymous AnonymousAnonymous AnonymousPrieš 4 mėnesius
  • Ha! Schadenfreude😂

    Darth BaneDarth BanePrieš 4 mėnesius
  • when is johnny going to launch his channel. would love to hear his thoughts and advice on all kinds of BMWs!

    russmanhirussmanhiPrieš 4 mėnesius
  • What is the name of this shop Hoovie?

    okguy165okguy165Prieš 4 mėnesius
  • BMW’s are junk! If you spend time in Germany, they will ask you why they, and Mercedes, cost so much in America. Over there, they are like Chrysler and Chevys

    Steve HopkinsSteve HopkinsPrieš 4 mėnesius
  • was the logic 7 amp the audio issue?

    Billy HBilly HPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • Love bmw. But hate the cost of repairs. But best cars to drive. Right next to Mercedes 👍🇦🇺

    Jason griffoJason griffoPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • I miss the Wizard

    Alan NormanAlan NormanPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • Watching this with youtube closed mother keeps asking why he says "all penis"

    Brooks DraughnBrooks DraughnPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • I like this guy.

    Bus12103Bus12103Prieš 5 mėnesių
  • Enable to drive a bimmer Must be mechanic If not just sell it

    james the handsomejames the handsomePrieš 5 mėnesių
  • 13:19 "it's a BMW" i lost it right there

    nikolas olivernikolas oliverPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • BMW, Junk.

    sdnalyamsdnalyamPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • Hi there, just wondering where is your mechanic from he sounds eastern European

    A&K Air Technologies Kris KanevA&K Air Technologies Kris KanevPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • Never ever call an alpina an bmw bc its not! It's not a factory tuning brand or something like AMG. Alpina is a car brand with his own logo etc...

    I_heardeaf_peopleI_heardeaf_peoplePrieš 5 mėnesių
  • What? No wizard???

    JK LJK LPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • Where is his shop at.

    Demetrius HebronDemetrius HebronPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • $2400 FOR ALL THAT WORK? Total of $5041 for EVERYTHING? HOLY COW! And you will get another 150k miles out of it! That is Hella CHEAP Compared to what I got quoted for similar work on my 330 in San Diego!!!!

    William BurdineWilliam BurdinePrieš 5 mėnesių
  • 2nd hand BMWs are shit

    Amjid AliAmjid AliPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • wow didn't know bmws could be that bad. I've had a e39 for 4 years, it was pretty good

    Witold SchwenkeWitold SchwenkePrieš 5 mėnesių
  • >$110k to $3,500. Just think how much work $110k could do over the same time period versus flushing it down the toilet.

    jkirk1626jkirk1626Prieš 5 mėnesių
  • sorry if I'm late to the party, but watching your vids, the 1st question that keeps popping up is, what r these cars service history? i find it hard 2 believe that companies like mb,bmw, audi, and even rolls royce, would make cars that can barely last 5yrs. I've heard that the early 20's cars were sketchy, but it's actually a shock if these r the norms rather than the exception.

    s chos choPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • Most expensive car in the word? Cheap BMW

    Savage StashSavage StashPrieš 5 mėnesių
    • US built....."BMW".

      MacMacPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • acually, the expense to fix this BMW is pretty cheap compare to the BMW dealer.

    Hieu DaicaHieu DaicaPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • I can see why he got it cheap but once it's fix I'll be worth it

    K PK PPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • How does someone spend 120k on a car knowing it will lose almost 100% of its value in 13 years?

    electricamir248electricamir248Prieš 6 mėnesių
  • In difference to BMW M, Audi RS or Mercedes AMG, when you look into an Alpina's paperwork it'll say "Alpina", not BMW. Plus, at least over here in germany, they don't run BMW badges.

    Max S.Max S.Prieš 6 mėnesių
  • Tyler: How many of these valve seals have you done on BMWs? Johnny: yes

    Tiago AlvesTiago AlvesPrieš 6 mėnesių
    • What brand and grade of engine oil did the owner or previous mechanic use? And at what intervals? Johnny....Yes! Why are the valve guides worn? Johnny....yes,

      MacMacPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • good price, BMW wanted 5000 euros to change out the gearbox on my 535v8 after the reverse failed. in the end i didnt pay that price but still it was alot that i did pay

    Gavin MGavin MPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Get it all fixed.

    Wade MullisWade MullisPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Bmw stands for Broken Worthless Machine

    FunFunPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • BMW = Bust My Wallet .... I know they perform well but I've heard too many horror stories. They are for yuppies who lease them then turn them in when the warrantee ends and get a new one. Apparently there are still suckers out there who think they need a used BMW so these leased vehicles get a second life but an expensive one. They become money pits.

    nrichnrichPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • If that B7 would have been for sale near me (As is), I would have bought it in a flash!! But then I know what I am doing and I am an experienced vehicle technician that has worked on plenty of BMW's right back to the early 90's! Keeping my eye's peeled!

    BMW WizardBMW WizardPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • You have to make a another video showing the progression or digression of this car.

    C DDC DDPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Are you trying to get broke??? 🤪🤪🤪🍌

    Hamdi TunisienHamdi TunisienPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Eventually when you are done playing with junk, step into a Mercedes.😼

    Cesar ToledoCesar ToledoPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • The worst cars I've owned were BMW's. All of them end up with the same problems. Unreliable garbage.

    B HudenkovB HudenkovPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • I spend so much time watching hoovies garage I will never fix my car,

  • German engineering = shitty engineering. Das Auto

    YS LEEYS LEEPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • "I buy an old BMW with a bad life and wich didnt see maintance the last ten years. Than I wonder that is a shithole with a bucket full of problems!" 🤦‍♂️🙈🙄

    Bronko KuličkaBronko KuličkaPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Dude ls1 the shit out that 7

    Jr BoostJr BoostPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • You said there’s only 800 of these B7’s the man & stop complaining that’s a very fair price

    Medi HedayatiMedi HedayatiPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • You mean it gives you the experience of a smaller car...AFTER you get it out of the shop. The Wizard spends more time in your cars than you do!

    Orcinus1967Orcinus1967Prieš 6 mėnesių
  • Take a shot every time this guy says Alpina

    Vasil BraskovVasil BraskovPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • BMW = Big Money Waste

    Chris WojtkiewiczChris WojtkiewiczPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • “Yes yes I know your broken” 😂😂

    Rob 351Rob 351Prieš 6 mėnesių
  • Gay much?

    rollmeisterrollmeisterPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • the magic with buying a bmw v8 is the milage , in germany you find 2 versions of it many with 120tkm (75tmls) these are mostly unrepaird with these type of problems or you get these with 250tkm (155tmls) tey are mostly repaird or even worse fuckt up , hoovie you realy have bad friends XD

    Maximilian JankowskiMaximilian JankowskiPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • That's cheap repairs, bloody good value for the amount of work involved and European parts, in Australia I reckon it wouldn't get much change for $10000

    Hamish FullertonHamish FullertonPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • If i ever saw a car worth saving...its this Alpina. 10g all sorted...that is a lot of car for that money...

    Darren AMDarren AMPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Break My Wallet

    southothehighwaysouthothehighwayPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • When are you going to fix your BMW

    Cameron EllisCameron EllisPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • I think we’re learned not to buy an old bmw

    The AnthonysThe AnthonysPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • So he tore apart the dash for a fuse? Yeah, I'd keep going back to him too. SMH.

    roof pizzaroof pizzaPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Do you have a bet with someone as to how many videos in a row you will say "Binging and Bonging??? Because it's been a loooooooong time.

    paulgpaulgPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • BMW is still in its low quality spurr. Not buying one at all ever until proven otherwise again. subframe issues, HPFP issues, valve stem seals issue, transmission issue. Just trash shit not meant to be owned outside of a lease

    d1zguyd1zguyPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Wheres the wizard

    Jeff EngJeff EngPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I'm waiting for Hoovie to buy a car where he says I never wanted one of these.

    D PalmerD PalmerPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Alpina B7 or " When an RX8 looks like a good investment".

    eivis13eivis13Prieš 7 mėnesių
  • You were selling Mercedes 13 years ago and now you are wealthy enough to own enough cars to fill up a Walmart car park. How does that work? Oh ya, all those annoying adds on your videos.

    Werner DanlerWerner DanlerPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Theres a reason why you dont see too many 2000s 7 series on the road much anymore...they are either in the scrap yard or parked broken af in the driveway (like my 08 750li).

    ziggamonziggamonPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • if only i could go 3x speed it'd improve your vids

    Adam EldridgeAdam EldridgePrieš 7 mėnesių

    General HiPingGeneral HiPingPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Are endorsements and ads paying for all these money pits??

    Big Sky 1991Big Sky 1991Prieš 7 mėnesių
  • Great channel. I didn't know Jeff Goldbloom was into cars.

    Dave GreeDave GreePrieš 7 mėnesių
  • @1:25 BMW has built the M760li.

    Balasubramanian NaBalasubramanian NaPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • you got a 2002? !!!!

    Samuel KuruvillaSamuel KuruvillaPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I want more of the B7.

    NvableNvablePrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Hoovie i love this channel!! I believe alot of people dont know u have a hustle with your other businesses that fund these hoopties i love it man keep it up bro!!!

    Money mike Slick willMoney mike Slick willPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • BMWs are a total waste of money unless you have BIG MONEY,$5000 repair bill and it's just gonna happen again,WOW...

  • my old e61 545i did the same thing with the valve stem seals, love this car and the show! :D

    TomSingletonRacingTomSingletonRacingPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • why not get something like a rwd g37 of 12-13? Too little drama?

    Pavel KPavel KPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • please stop buying cars that need help for views it’s getting old... like you can obvs afford it

    EllenEllenPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Hoovie, what’s wrong with your 760?

    TxGMguy82TxGMguy82Prieš 7 mėnesių
  • A car has only two kinds of parts,moving and non moving. Seems like your non moving parts are in great condition,a real beauty. "This turned out to be a really bad investments", hahaha, bad investments is how this channel exists.

    johnmichael karmajohnmichael karmaPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I must have missed something. Do you not use the car wizard anymore ??

    Jonathan JJonathan JPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • *!*!*!*!* Yo Ty Man *!*!*!*!* before you spend a whole lotta coin check this bro , did you say B7 Alpina No Reserve: 2014 BMW Alpina B7 xDrive 37k Miles Shown Twin-Turbocharged 4.4L V8 8-Speed Automatic Transmission xDrive All-Wheel Drive Jet Black over Black Nappa Leather Alpina Bodywork + etc + etc +

    Daniel KremerDaniel KremerPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • you still going to the chinese restaurant by you, dunsky?

    Tony WellingtonTony WellingtonPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Watta shit car.

    Will E.Will E.Prieš 7 mėnesių
  • I know how to solve that problem I would put all Japanese parts on the for that price

    Marvin BenjaminMarvin BenjaminPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • “It’s a BMW.” Truer words have never been spoken.

    Aaron GarciaAaron GarciaPrieš 7 mėnesių
    • But they still keep selling and selling and selling,WOW..

  • One reason Lexus was invented.

    German BoyGerman BoyPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • missing my old greymarket 81 323i Alpina...loved that car

    Camp KeeferCamp KeeferPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Only $5000? Somehow I feel like Johnny gave him a price break, probably to drum up business for he garage.

    frankiecrockerfrankiecrockerPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Fix that Alpina is a beautiful ride it deserves a new life , otherwise give it to me 😁😁😁👍

    victor ochoavictor ochoaPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I've got one of these with 120k on it and its so much cleaner. this car has lived a hard life

    emc8783emc8783Prieš 7 mėnesių
  • This entire bmw is a mess. E38 was last good bmw

    USECUSECPrieš 7 mėnesių