Here's Why You Should NEVER EVER Buy a Cheap BMW 7-Series: $3500 Alpina B7?

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    Hoovies GarageHoovies GaragePrieš 8 mėnesių
    • ​@Tyler Even if you're 16 and have a full head of hair, women can tell if you're going to go bald

      Maserati7200Maserati7200Prieš 2 mėnesius
    • Tony W. Yeah I agree. That's also the same with life.

      Asad ZeeAsad ZeePrieš 6 mėnesių
    • There's no such thing as a 'cheap' BMW Alpina. You'll pay one way or another, but make no mistake. You WILL pay.

      Tony WTony WPrieš 6 mėnesių
    • Ahahahaha... Hoovie, thank you for buying it..!!! 😁😁😁

      Manuel Kougar ValderramaManuel Kougar ValderramaPrieš 7 mėnesių
    • Neo Smith. Yes, but only if you use both products. Take the pill 💊 and that's to stop any further hair loss and the topical solution which comes in liquid form or foam and that's for regrowth. You have to stop the pill 💊 3/4 months beforehand if someone is planning to start a family 👪. The stuff works for a lot of people but there's a catch. You have to keep using it as long as you want to keep your hair. If you stop using it then it will go back to how it would have been without the products in 6/12 months. By the way, if you end up using these products and you see your losing more hair in the first couple of weeks or months then don't worry, a lot of people make the mistake by quitting it because they think I'm losing more hair after I started using these products, but that's because they not informed about how it works and losing more hair at the early stages means it's working because hair growth is a cycle 🔄 which repeats about every 6 months and it means the new cycle is on its way.

      Asad ZeeAsad ZeePrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Hoovie is some of the most entertaining video on LTworlds

    RickAPRickAPPrieš 5 dienų
  • Two really nice cars, two really nice garages and two guys who probably shouldn't own them. Own a bmw has two requirements *Really rich and careless with cash or *A very patient mechanic

    Nate JonesNate JonesPrieš 7 dienų
  • Buy a 05 5 series

    alan marcosalan marcosPrieš 11 dienų
  • $5000 for 2 fuel pumps? &^%$£*&^"@ BMW!

    A. M.A. M.Prieš mėn
  • Over complicated Garbarge yep

    tim beardtim beardPrieš mėn
  • 0:17 good for him smoking 🚬 is not good for you.🙆🏻‍♂️If you know what I mean 🚫BMW🚫 is like smoking.🚭🤦🏻Feel good but it f@#k you later.🤣🤣

    Santiago CastilloSantiago CastilloPrieš mėn
  • andrew yang

    vikram deshprabhuvikram deshprabhuPrieš 2 mėnesius
  • 6:49 If you really thought that about a v12 7 series.... I cry...

    Blake GibbonsBlake GibbonsPrieš 2 mėnesius
  • Bought a b7 white. 2007. I abandoned it the next day

    Abdul AhsanAbdul AhsanPrieš 2 mėnesius
  • Why do fools buy these cars new, incredible depreciation, way overpriced parts

    Michael HasseMichael HassePrieš 2 mėnesius
  • For that price for fuel pumps.... someone has got to be into rebuilding them for probably 1/4 of the price.

    Wesley PipelayerWesley PipelayerPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • You say DON'T DO IT TYLER, DON'T SHAKE THAT HAND!!!! But it was too late the first pull on that straight away...sheesh!

    View of UranusView of UranusPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • These BMW nightmare stories are awesome! Keeps me from making the same mistake.

    Don MooreDon MoorePrieš 3 mėnesius
  • That was some kind of shyamalan twist there at the end.

    John AllenJohn AllenPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • Thanks. I was considering to buy one. Not anymore. BMW really is absolute JUNK.

    Duo DuaDuo DuaPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • So when you buying the NSX back?

    Sid3300Sid3300Prieš 3 mėnesius
  • Welp. Time for an LS swap.

    Mark GibsonMark GibsonPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • My SAME experience was with a “Deal” 07 Audi 4.2 Quattro A6...what a driver, especially in the rain. Then Water pump fail requiring pulling the front clip...timing belt, 1/2 dozen coils spread over 2 years ...vacuum leaks, throttle / vacuum linkages, failed sensors that kept the check engine light coming back (-$7k over 3 yrs) culminating in a dramatic transmission failure.... off to the auction it went. I lost it all. $800 sale.No More used German luxury cars... You are correct, the Tesla Effect is not why these cars (BMW, Audi...) deprecate. They are poorly engineered for lifecycle value. Way too much complexity and sensors. The Audi/VW parts 3X more cost than Lexus equiv... - made for the 1% who lease and write off their cars as business capital equip. Eliminate that tax loophole, and watch the rich drive Toyotas

    J MacJ MacPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • did bmw ever hear customer voice?? or they just ignored.

    dak kidindak kidinPrieš 3 mėnesius
  • Can you find those pumps used?

    DeepWubbinz79DeepWubbinz79Prieš 3 mėnesius
  • BMW doesn’t know the word “recall”. Instead, we enthusiasts will default to calling it “common issues”.

    MiG2107MiG2107Prieš 4 mėnesius
  • Hoovie you did not drive 400 miles with the bmw emergency mode active 😂 my bimmer used to do that when it had a bad misfire (humping down the road, no acceleration) and i couldnt even go a quarter mile like that! You got it towed tell the truth! Luckily for me, i could turn the car off and it would go back to normal.

    Dussé McCussáyDussé McCussáyPrieš 4 mėnesius
  • I had rather prefer terminal testicular cancer than dealing with a BMW!!! Love on that baby Tyler! I truly meant ya'lls real babies, not the P.O.S. BMW!

    Collin JonesCollin JonesPrieš 4 mėnesius
  • BMW - The ultimate driving machine - when it's working. Used Bimmers are always in the used car section of Japanese luxury car dealers.

    Leroy BrownLeroy BrownPrieš 4 mėnesius
  • Need 2 one to drive, one for parts.... stop buying new parts and buy a doner car, ;)

    Joel LoweryJoel LoweryPrieš 4 mėnesius
  • As someone who owns a 2007 bmw 750i for about four years now I’m about 5600 dollars in the hole. Or about 1400 dollars a year on average and I drive about 4000 miles a year.

    Syht 2Syht 2Prieš 4 mėnesius
  • I mentioned this exact issue would happen when you first posted about this car lol, good luck bud

    Michael QuintanillaMichael QuintanillaPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • Can you imagine hating BMW so much that you would pass on the money that could be made fixing it 😂👍🏻

    Eskid6Eskid6Prieš 5 mėnesių
  • Any chance your wizard mechanic could service my lovely 1987 Citroen BX 19GTI? I’d love to see a DS 21 or 23 Pallas in your garage!

    Gordon WishartGordon WishartPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • Tyler, I’m going to sound like your and my father’s. You should buy American they are cheaper to repair!

    Bill ShawBill ShawPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • Tyler, Do they have keeps for cars? You might need to consider getting some if so!

    Bill ShawBill ShawPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • German cars are pice of s**t.

    Krystian AdryanczykKrystian AdryanczykPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • At least the blinker fluid is still intact from non-use.

    Tis'ur"Master'"Tis'ur"Master'"Prieš 5 mėnesių
  • did he buy another bmw? lol

    Tis'ur"Master'"Tis'ur"Master'"Prieš 5 mėnesių
  • I say go for it, if you can afford to fix it and it might be your dream car that you got for a steal, hey you only live once.

    Craig JonesCraig JonesPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • " this is Hoovies Bank going blank"😂

    Ravi DasRavi DasPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • Man this thin is awesome *things fall off while accelerating*

    jesse taylorjesse taylorPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • I've never once thought I should copy anything Hoovie does. I'm watching for my entertainment that some poor fool thinks he's getting a bargain paying 5k for a used BMW. Because it's 5k for a reason.

    eksentrysytieksentrysytiPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • I got a BMW advert when I clicked this video

    Dacia Sandero guysDacia Sandero guysPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • i'd buy that engine swap it and enjoy it. but i am not a purist though.

    Matthew WarrenMatthew WarrenPrieš 5 mėnesių
  • Traded into a Toyota dealer... oh yes!!! That owner finally opened his eyes...

    Vintage_DC5Vintage_DC5Prieš 5 mėnesių
  • Sigh..! Easy to understand with Hoovies fleet why his mechanic the Car Wizard is seen looking at luxury boats & even islands for sale online while working on these projects :-P! Admittedly Hoovie owns a number of very attractive vehicles but almost universally are mechanical nightmares or dreams depending on if your the one who owns such or the one repairing them.

    Nescon ProductionsNescon ProductionsPrieš 6 mėnesių

    BMW WizardBMW WizardPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • You can rebuild those pumps for a lot cheaper. Don't let the car die!

    Mikhail KunnekeMikhail KunnekePrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Can someone tell me the Channel to Johnny? been searching for a while

    JHvidsJHvidsPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Bmw fuel pumps are insanely expensive, mine gave out 190k so cant complain too much.

    GhettoMistGhettoMistPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • You can fix the 760 for under £500 in parts. The pump can be rebuilt.

    Zeeshan IshaqZeeshan IshaqPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • BMW doesn't care. They sold the car and took the money. You can scrap it after a month as far as they are concerned.

    Dalibor JoksimovicDalibor JoksimovicPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • This car is a steal of a deal and a lot of fans would give an arm or a leg to buy this car at parts money like $3500 or even double.... Hoovie knows this too....!

    BMW WizardBMW WizardPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Wassup Hoovie am a supporter and fan of your channel but am disappointed to inform you that one of your advertising about keeps hair loss has result into a scam and even doh they don’t represent you as a brand it makes you just as responsible by advertising them assuming you did not do the proper research on the companies you choose to advertise on your platform.

    tury brewstertury brewsterPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Had two BMW's.... learnt my lesson bought a Toyota.... happy days😊.

    Alan HiltonAlan HiltonPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Deamn !!!!!!

    Hamdi TunisienHamdi TunisienPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • This is like married at first sight for guys

    Dan WatsonDan WatsonPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Bought a 2000 740iL with really high miles about 5 years ago. I drove it to work everyday. Fixed any issues (there were many) myself and kept it on the road. The craftsmanship and luxury in that 20 year old car is amazing. My new car is a 2018 Challenger RT. I’d rather drive the BMW.

    Loren HowardLoren HowardPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Do you Almond?

    It’s me GuysIt’s me GuysPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Expect to spend alot of money when you buy the cheapest of anything..

    infamous87nyinfamous87nyPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Hoovie I quite enjoy buying old bmw’s, it’s more effective to have them in a rotation of two.

    Seve GoodhouseSeve GoodhousePrieš 6 mėnesių
  • I think i've found the high preassure pumps for about half the price. Bosh pumps. From a large German site.

    XaeviXaeviPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • hum i just found the fuel pump for 300 bucks lmao

  • Okay Hoovie I love ya and I know you're just trying to make interesting content for us all but if you actually would try to look a little like open ebay and type in (I forget the year of you V12 but I'm sure it was between something like "BMW 2006 - 2011 V12 fuel Pump") you would see you can get rebuilt kits for $190 or if you don't want to do that you can purchase rebuilt pumps for between $270 to $360. Delivered (50 states). But I understand. That's not fun youtubes. LOL.

    Greg WayneGreg WaynePrieš 6 mėnesių
  • You shit bird I wanted that car !

    Darren DDarren DPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • It’s still looks awesome Fix it ! 🤩

    Darren DDarren DPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • I hate you man you talk to much about unnecessary things stfu

    FYIsaacFYIsaacPrieš 6 mėnesių
  • Mercs are just as expensive if not more to keep fixing as u well know. i will not own another of either unless brand new & on lease so its not my problem when they do go wrong. i wont buy any german car built after 2006 after that they weren't built to do 300k plus now they are build to last the 2/3years of warranty and it shows we see thousands weekly on the back of recovery trucks. my firend 2019 bmw 330 has been for 6 major repairs with sensors included under warranty already, his brothers E class amg super saloon has been back to his dealer 4 times for sensors and 3 for major repairs. the main recovery companies in the UK the RAC and the AA say if u want trouble free motoring only buy toyota and nissan. thats it the rest all have lots of unreliable sensor and mechanical issues

    Ed WilkoEd WilkoPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I my friend are torn between a bmw and Mercedes. Any insight would help

    linc2356linc2356Prieš 7 mėnesių
  • Dont know why the owner is so sad, these cars can be parted out and they make twice what they paid for it

    Sam SonnSam SonnPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • 2 fuel pumps cost more than the car LOL

    Sam SonnSam SonnPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Who in their right Mind will a 3500€ Alpina B7 not expect to fail soon after purchase.. Come on, this Car , with reasonable mileage, no or just Minor accidents, good mantainance is at least worth 9-10000€.

    Philipp VestPhilipp VestPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Keep running it like that and you will need o2 sensor , and Cat's.

    paulgpaulgPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I had a co worker who bought a bargain Cadillac that was always breaking down. He constantly complained about how much it was costing him to keep it. One day, one of his buddies made the astute assessment, "You have to have Cadillac money to own a Cadillac car".

    RC MRC MPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Junk

    Nemanja DracaNemanja DracaPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Just FYI: AutoZone has a fuel pump for a BMW 760i for %565.99.

    Cary WhatziznameCary WhatziznamePrieš 7 mėnesių
  • BMWs haven't been designed to last for decades. They're meant to be leased.

    J BorgJ BorgPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • There is no such thing as a BMW that does not cost a fortune to keep going once they get some mileage on them

    Mitchell CraneMitchell CranePrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I love hoovie... Tyler” how many miles ....?” Driver”...175,000” Tyler”yeah that’s a lot of miles” ......***silence*** 🤣🤣🤣

    david Hodgsondavid HodgsonPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • i'd lay under ur cars enstead of those fancy rugs

    smoozzumssmoozzumsPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • "My new mechanic...." What!! What!! 40 seconds later Phewww the Wizard lives!

    oRI6inAL-gaM3roRI6inAL-gaM3rPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Chevrolet Scottsdale 👎👎👎👎👎

    Shengping WangShengping WangPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I like this engine

    Shengping WangShengping WangPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Best video ever!!

    Tom YoderTom YoderPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Quit with the in video ads. Trust me you make enough on the youtube ads and most people like me just skip them and then give you a thumbs down.

    Aaron SnowdenAaron SnowdenPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • keeps deez nuts

    sergio ratzsergio ratzPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Electric cars will sure make life easier....

    Andre FecteauAndre FecteauPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • At a certain point, the answer is just LS swap.

    AnonAnonPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • LS Swap!

    Lewis BeshersLewis BeshersPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Been a fan of Hoovie but his awful cheesy crappy ads for cheap and nasty watches and hair loss miracle products are demeaning what's next incontinence underwear for men? laser eye treatment? is there nothing he will stoop to to grease a $

    I.P. SquintI.P. SquintPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Engines need gaskets? They commonly fail on BMWs. Engines need coolant expansion tanks and radiators? They commonly fail on BMWs. New direct injection fuel pumps? They commonly fail on BMWs. Air bag sensors? They commonly fail on BMWs. Maybe BMW should stop making vehicles and start selling horses.

    Sam DenisseSam DenissePrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I love BMW but I do know they could need tons of maintenance but keep in mind that 760 has almost 160,000 miles so it’s gonna have issues

    Superior Da KittenSuperior Da KittenPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Those fuel pumps are 300.00 apiece on ebay

    John WilliamsJohn WilliamsPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Hoovies, if you want an E39 M5 to add to your collection pm me, I'll sell you mine

    Ajwad AnabAjwad AnabPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Copper rod bearings :D BMW engineering, hahaha Next time they'll make crank bearings of butter or palm oil. You'll then need to put the car in industry refrigerator to keep bearings from melting, and if you floor it, they'll melt away.

    AkarZaephyrAkarZaephyrPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I'm still getting laid, so I'll stick with my Civic until I'm not.

    Liam SLiam SPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Sell this car to Samcrac and he'll bring it back to life

    Bay Area Cop WatchBay Area Cop WatchPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I swear, the best advertising for getting a new Lexus is a used BMW.

    Rich DelgadoRich DelgadoPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • i love how the same mechanic who said he was excited to work on a lamborgihini won't work on a beamer.

    Evan JahomesEvan JahomesPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Alpina actually is a full-blown car manufacturer since the 70s.... just like RUF.

    defilordefilorPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Hoovie is the car buyers Covir19

    Henrik CarlsenHenrik CarlsenPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • Dude...A cheap BMW seven series is a $20,000 car. Not whatever the hell you buy!

    J ClarJ ClarPrieš 7 mėnesių
  • I own a 2007 BMW E92 330i 272hp since 2013, had 100k km on the clock when bought. Normally aspirated 3L 6cyl port injection. No issues so far, only changed the 11 yrs old battery 2 yrs ago.

    Nexus AchillesNexus AchillesPrieš 7 mėnesių